Tuesday, 19 November 2013

Man United have a midfield CRISIS

Manchester United are regretting not signing anyone good this summer as now they have to play a home wrecking horny 40 year old, someone who poops themselves or Tom Cleverley.  Or Anderson.  *shudder*

Now that Phil Jones is out of the England squad with an achilles injury or something, David Moyes' side is down to almost no midfielders because they forgot to sign any of the players they desperately needed, except for Marouane Fellaini, who will prove useful this winter to clean the chimney so that an obese bearded man can deliver presents to all the children of Old Trafford.  And how come it's OK for Santa to break into someone's house and talk to their children at 4am but when I do it it's all "call the police" this and "protect the kids" that