The Daily Mirror says:
Bravo. I did think it was actually very funny offering £1 more than the asking prize to trigger that release clause but this makes it a little bit more silly. It actually makes my little Arsenal sketch seem fairly accurate if you consider that there was no way that bid would ever work
Suarez may be world class but he's still a racist who bites people. I just don't think you should be spending such large amounts of money on someone who does things like that. Unless it's family, and the bail is about £600 or something. Hint hint.
I wish my family read this.
no wait, I don't.