Wednesday, 6 November 2013

Ireland get a new manager

Ireland have decided to employ Martin O'Neill and his evil assistant Roy Keane as their new management team and isn't that just lovely

The announcement was confirmed today after literally I don't care how much speculation.  I really couldn't give two shits about Ireland.  Luckily for ITV, O'Neill had a joke ready to explain why he chose Roy as his assistant:
"I think I'm the bad cop and he's the bad, bad cop,"
Hmm.  When you think about it though, it really is the perfect duo.  One is lovely and warm and probably eats werthers originals all day long and the other you can just about imagine breaking through the glass display windows at Debenhams in order to punch the mannequins to death because they looked at him in a gay way.