As I'm sure you're all aware, we didn't win anything at the football blogging awards.
But as I'm sure you're also aware, we don't really care. Our mission to get toasty drunk was about 70% complete by the time we got to our table, I can't really remember any of the names of the things who won, but the important thing to note is that we won the first ever comedy award and that's what counts.
That's what our table looked like. I'm sure you care.
So anyway, we won absolutely nothing. Thanks if you voted but as Woody Allen once famously said "I would never want to be part of a club that would have me as a member" and "I'm going to shag my adopted daughter now and no-one's going to really say anything about it because technically it's legal"