There are rumours in internet land at the moment that the reason Wilfried Zaha hasn't been playing for Man United is because he banged David Moyes' daughter. LET'S INVESTIGATE
There's a photo of her from Twitter and fair play to you Mr Zaha, if the rumours are true. Zaha, predictably has denied it, by saying:
But we've all denied rumours about ourselves and been lying so who knows. The most likely time to deny a rumour about yourself is when it involves you having shagged someone you shouldn't have. Especially like your boss' daughter. It's almost too perfect...