Tuesday, 1 October 2013

Wilfried Zaha is maybe shagging David Moyes' daughter maybe

There are rumours in internet land at the moment that the reason Wilfried Zaha hasn't been playing for Man United is because he banged David Moyes' daughter.  LET'S INVESTIGATE

There's a photo of her from Twitter and fair play to you Mr Zaha, if the rumours are true.  Zaha, predictably has denied it, by saying:

But we've all denied rumours about ourselves and been lying so who knows. The most likely time to deny a rumour about yourself is when it involves you having shagged someone you shouldn't have. Especially like your boss' daughter. It's almost too perfect...