Wednesday, 9 October 2013

Wenger and Ramsey win a prize

Arsene Wenger and Aaron Ramsey are celebrating at the moment because a few days ago they won manager of the month and player of the month.  They are very happy



These awards mean that Aaron Ramsey is now allowed to go on one-manned space flights and fight the evil emperor Zrabnoo.  Wenger can control the tactics and dictate where Ramsey should go next after this famous battle, and Mesut Ozil must live in his aquarium of pain where no-one ever goes.  Why is it an aquarium of pain?  Solitude and falling spikes from the wall, like raindrops covered in sharpness



WHY MUST TEH AQUARIUM GLOW LIKE FIRE

breathe deeply my son all will be revealed after your haircut