The Daily Mirror reports that:
Paul Ince received a five-match stadium ban after shouting 'I'll knock you f*****g out you c***' and "violently shoving" a fourth official during a match last month.Well done, Paul. I am so proud of you. Not only did he do this, but he first got in trouble after throwing a water bottle into the crowd that hit a female spectator. I can only assume this was by accident and he didn't just have a mental breakdown but I think the most likely explanation is that someone used his trigger word and in a lair on top of a mountain a hypnotherapist currently sits tapping a table and saying "Gooooooood. Goooodddd".
Ince was only made more angry at the final whistle when the fourth official told him "that's it, yeeeessss, unleash your anger" and they had a light saber battle until everyone in the village was dead and Paul Ince was banned from every stadium in the world because he is too dangerous. Like a holding midfield version of the hulk. Or my penis.
