Gareth Bale has been celebrating his dream move to Real Madrid by being injured all of the time. Real Madrid are very happy about this
The Welsh winger/forward thing has suffered some muscle damage in his thigh again meaning that he has only managed to play for 130minutes since his world record transfer fee. Several Spanish commentators and pundits have already turned on Bale because he's not been quite as good as someone who cost more than the NASA space program and I say boo to those people. Don't you understand how hard it is to build a space ship? That's what we're talking about right?