As you can see, Malcolm Sinclair is currently leading the FitbaThatba Fantasy League Table, and it's important to add the words 'League' and 'Table' to that sentence, because I assure you that you do not want to be in a FitbaThatba Fantasy. It would look like an episode of Game of Thrones where Harry Redknapp reviews videos on RedTube to a hiphop beat, or something.
Anyway here's the leading team, which managed to take top spot despite hilariously including Fernando Torres.
I'm currently sitting in 11th place because I didn't choose Lukaku like all the clever people
And Jack continues to beat me, again, by currently sitting in 5th place. I have never managed to finish above him in Fantasy Football. Ever. And it's really annoying. Or it would be if I had ever actually tried after about week 4.
The clear stars for next week will be the Crystal Palace first team, so please all put those in your team and let me know how you got on.
If not them, then it looks like anyone who has Suarez, Sturridge, Lukaku and Ramsey might do well in the coming weeks. And I know what you're thinking 'but JJ, why is it that everytime I watch a movie where someone goes underwater I hold my breath at the same time?' and unfortunately I just don't know. But I will continue the research
The winner of this league wins a t-shirt by the way. So that's something
Or you could just buy one