Friday, 18 October 2013

Faustino Asprilla does porn now

Ex-Newcastle striker Faustino Asprilla has been busy in recent years.  Not only has he appeared naked on the cover of a Colombian magazine, he's also fired a machine gun at a security officer.  Now he's been offered a porn contract


The Colombian was offered this letter by an adult film company in his native land:

'Dear Faustino Asprilla,' 'For years [we] have followed your successful career, which has made you a national icon invaluable in Colombia.'We are convinced that the lifestyle you lead and the media controversy it causes is vital so we dared to make the following proposal.
'As you know, [Santa Latina] is an adult entertainment site, and that’s why we offer you 20 million pesos for a week as a porn actor.'This is a unique offering, which awaits your prompt response. We are convinced that with a little training you could exploit another talent all of Colombia knows you have.'
I have no idea if he plans on taking up the offer, but he might as well.  I've heard that after he jizzes on their face he runs off, does a cartwheel and then fist pumps the air.  That's the kind of porn I want to see.

If you want to see what Faustino Asprilla's penis looks like, why not Google image search 'Faustino Asprilla'. There, you'll be able to find a picture of him with his knob out.  I know you've always wanted to see that and here's your chance.  What are you waiting for?!  If your boss walks past and sees, just explain what you're doing.  Everyone knows who Asprilla is.