Friday, 27 September 2013

Wrestlemania 9: AVB vs Mourinho

SOCCER.  It's master v the apprentice!  The sorcerer vs the sorcerer's apprentice!  The guy that fixed my drains vs his apprentice!  Chelsea vs Spurs is tomorrow morning and it's ON!


If there weren't enough exclamation marks in that opening paragraph, just you wait until the game kicks off.  You all thought it was just a simple Premier League match off between two competing teams but all along it's been building up to a high stakes GRUDGE MATCH.  Cue AVB:
"We had a great personal and professional relationship before. We don't have that now."
Ohhhh son.  Don't play wit fire or you iz gonna get burned!  Mourinho hasn't yet replied to AVB's scathing attack on their friendship, presumably because he's still crying like a little girl over not getting the Man United job, and the former apprentice is keen to show that he's the new boss in town.
"I felt I could give him much more. But he didn't feel the need for somebody near to him or in another position as an assistant, and because of that it was decided that it was time, after Inter Milan, to continue our careers apart."
This reminds me of when I used to work in Costcutter and I just knew I could manage the shop but was never given the chance.  Eventually, being given no opportunites to develop my skills, I broke out and moved to the bakers next door where people would actively avoid buying sandwiches from me because I was so awful at it.  But the jokes on them because secretly I'm very good at making sandwiches ha ah aa a ha ah ah ah ha ah ah ah ah ah ahhahahahahahah ah ah ah aha
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