Sunday, 1 September 2013

Wayne Rooney is injured in the head

Wayne Rooney will miss today's match against Liverpool that will end 0-0 because Nemanja Vidic kicked him very hard in the head and cut it open

The injury was sustained during training and the striker left the club's Carrington ground wearing several bandages over his head.  I can't find any pictures of the challenge made by Vidic which means that if in his next press conference Rooney starts talking about the Syrian conflict I'm going to assume they've actually given him a brain transplant instead.  Speaking of brain transplants, my flat mate is a cunt