Romelu Lukaku is Panoptic

Romelu Lukaku not only looks like he swoops out of the tree tops in darkened forests to feast on the souls of children, but he also watches every single second of every single Premier League game because it helps him improve.

The giant Belgian told The Daily Mail:

‘It’s true that I watch every single game in the league – 90 minutes. I take my time to study and to learn other strikers’ movements and to learn about other defenders. I take my time,’ he said.

‘Really I want to be one of the best in this league so you can only learn from the best by watching the best.

And I can relate because this is exactly the same reason that I watch so much pornography on the internet.  You only get better by watching the best and no matter how much your Dad tells you otherwise, observing professionals online is still far less awkward than having him teach you.