Wednesday, 25 September 2013

Man United tried to buy Bale for £120million

According to real life newspapers, Man United put in a bid of £120million for Gareth Bale and they weren't even joking.


That is political correctness gone wrong.  I bet they're fucking delighted he turned them down too - can you imagine spending that much money on one thing on a spur of the moment decision?  This is like when I wake up the day after a night on the smash, having reached 2am and still nowhere close to bringing anyone hot home with me when I discover that £200 is missing from my bank account, I now own a bicycle and also yet another prostitute is dead in my kitchen.