Monday, 9 September 2013

Kyle Walker loves legal drugs

Kyle Walker has issued an apology after being caught HAVING FUN on his own personal HOLIDAY!!!  KILL HIM WITH FIRE


The Spurs and England right back was photographed inhaling laughing gas from a balloon on holiday somewhere and the Daily Mail has rightly criticised him for doing 'hippy crack'.  What is important to remember is that footballers are not real people and so are not allowed to do things that you and I do like take nitrous oxide, go to the Spar or dress up like a lady on Saturday nights and wank off ripped dudes in the corner of dark R&B clubs I mean ice skating