Thursday, 5 September 2013

Greg Dyke be tripping

Greg Dyke is the new FA chairman and he has 'kicked off' his reign of terror by deciding that England should win the World Cup in 2022.


Looking at countries like France and Spain, who popped up with world beating squads overnight, Dyke believes that by monitoring the dwindling numbers of English players in the Premier League and presumably by using evil sorcerer powers, the national team should reach the semi-finals of Euro 2020 and then go onto win the World Cup after that.  The only way this can be stopped is if Steven Gerrard winds him up about not being as powerful as a genie, and so he turns into a genie and is then trapped inside a lamp.  It could also be stopped just by normal life since there is no way this will fucking happen.  If it does, I am going to live on the moon, so see you later