Wednesday, 4 September 2013

Everyone hates Real now, love Ozil

Mesut Ozil is receiving the kind of praise that people who have died normally get since his move to Arsenal, and it's all coming from people involved with Real Madrid because they are very, very annoyed.

Ozil is known as 'the assist king' according to something I read online, and having been described as the best number 10 in world football by Jose Mourinho, it might come as no surprise that Ronaldo is pissed off:
The sale of Ozil is bad news for me. He is the player who knows best my movements in front of goal. I am very unhappy about the sale
He's also only 24, which I didn't know and basically Arsenal just absolutely killed it.   Sergio Ramos and a few other players are also crying that Real sold him, but how else are you supposed to overspend on Gareth Bale if you don't sell some of your best players first?  This is like when my girlfriend moaned when I sold most of her clothes on ebay.  Ummm how else am I going to fit my life-sized cutout of Herman Munster in the wardrobe?  Women just do not think.