Monday, 9 September 2013

Blatter Made A Mistake

Blatter making a mistake isn't really a story. Blatter admitting he made a mistake is. Everyone thinks having the World Cup in Qatar is retarded, even Sepp Blatter.

In Qatar the average summer temperature is about 40 degrees and homesexuality is against the law - which means footballers won't be able to shag each other to death in the hot sun. In fairness, that was unlikely to happen anyway. However, the temperature is a big factor and Blatter has repeated that the World Cup must be played in the Winter, or at least in October or sometime when the temperature won't get up to 50 degrees and players die.
"It may well be that we made a mistake" - the words of a desperate man
Blatter did go on to say that Europe needs to accept it doesn't rule the football world and this isn't going to be a one off. So it looks like once every four years the European leagues are going to be a fucking shambles with a 2 month break just chucked in somewhere so a World Cup can happen.

Unfortunately FIFA are going to continue to try and ruin everything for many years to come. I have it on good authority that all the TV rights money inherited is going into a secret underground laboratory, where they are working on technology where they will remove Blatter's brain and stick inside a giant Frankenstinesque body so he will never die. Kind of like Krang from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles but Swiss and full of shit.