Monday, 16 September 2013

Arsenal sign David Beckham's son

Arsenal have reportedly signed David Beckham's 10 year old son on some sort of youth contract thing that in no way is a publicity stunt.

The North London club has snapped up young Romeo in the hope that one day he will become a pro footballer anywhere near as marketable, I mean as good as, his Dad.  Some people just live outside the real world that you and I inhabit, where names like Romeo would result in you either being called gay or have children on the playground recite Shakespeare to you because your name is in that.  Instead, in this world, the interchange is more like "Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo" "CAN YOU SPEAK UP MATE I'M ON MY NEW IPHONE TO A SUPER MODEL OH MY DAD IS DAVID BECKHAM BY THE WAY"