Monday, 16 September 2013

Andriy Shevchenko wants to be good at golf

Andriy Shevchenko was at one point arguably one of the best players in the world but then he won things, got bored and moved to Chelsea so that he could play golf.  Now he just plays golf

The former Ukrainian striker has begun a new life as a golf pro, if turning up for tournaments dressed up like a golfer counts, that is.  Old Shevvy finished his first real round of golf 40 shots over the cut, which I think is bad but then again my knowledge of golf is pretty poor.  To be honest I don't care because golf is shit, I am terrible at it and it's incredibly boring as a spectator sport.  If you aren't looking at grass, then the sky, and then some grass again, you're watching old people follow a millionaire around a park that they've only just started letting black people into.