I was away in Toronto for a week so that's why absolutely no writing on your favourite ever football site has been done for that amount of time. Don't worry, we aren't dead. If it wasn't for the fact that I'm so tired I think I might literally be able to see through time at the moment, I'd share all of my thoughts and accurate journalism tappy typing about the football news to let you know them. But instead I won't do that.
That Football Blogging Awards thing that we won last year is running again this year so if you felt so inclined, please feel free to vote for us in any number of categories. I haven't worked out how you do that yet but when I do, you'll be the first to know. Actually you'll be the several thousandth people to know because it's been on for a while now.
Anyhow, just wanted to give you a call and tell you how much I missed you babes, and I can confirm that the strippers in Canada DO let you feel their tits. My uhhhh friend told me.
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