Monday, 12 August 2013

West Ham are going to sign Stewart Downing

West Ham are about to sign Stewart Downing in exchange for a box of Brannigans crisps and allowing Liverpool to borrow their car on the occasional weekend.

Downing is a left winger and was signed by Dalglish back in the day to supply crosses for Andy Carroll.  It was a clever plan and one that Sam Allardyce intends to copy by also purchasing him for this reason, even though it hasn't worked at all.  What I'm trying to say is that Stewart Downing is shit