Sunday, 4 August 2013

This Luis Suarez stuff is still happening

Luis Suarez still hasn't signed for Arsenal yet and according to various people he either eventually will or won't.  WHAT WILL IT BE


Arsenal are just waiting out Liverpool like that Komodo dragon did with the deer thing in Life, watching the situation until eventually the poison becomes too much and lying weakened in a dirty pond of water they move in and take their best assets.  Except instead of eating the deer they will take Suarez for £40million.  In a way, that analogy makes no sense at all but I'm really hungover and tired so let's just pretend that something I've written today is funny and you really liked it and then you had a coca cola and it was nice