Arsenal have so far managed to successfully sign 0 players this summer HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS and definitely won't be getting Luis Suarez. One player they might actually get is Mathieu Flamini, because he's free and already there. Yohan Cabaye might be on his way for £20million-ish if Wenger actually decides to spend money but the fans need to wise up, according to the man himself:
Arsenal are now pretty much where I am on most Saturday mornings at about 3am, texting various numbers on my phone just to try and see some tits. If you leave it too late you just end up with someone like Gervinho, when really you want to have sex with Giroud. I mean sign him.