Thursday, 1 August 2013

Some guy from One Direction joins Doncaster

Louis Tomlinson, who isn't Harry Styles, has just increased Doncaster's fan base from about 1000 old dudes to about 10 million 12 year-old girls. He's in One Direction and now he's moonlighting for Doncaster as a non-contract player.


Apparently playing for Doncaster Rovers has always been Louis Tomlinson's dream. It's your typical fairy-tale story. A boy grows up in a small town with no job prospects or opportunities so he is forced to be in the biggest boy band in the world. Selling millions, making millions, sleeping with millions and just when he's about to give up on life, just when he thinks things can't get any worse - he signs for the club he grew up supporting as a young lad.

I didn't really read the article because I couldn't be bothered, you know where google is. I'm pretty sure it's all for charity, which is a lovely thing really. Because of those assholes in the street trying to force you into donating loads of money every month so they make a huge commission, and Lenny Henry, I sometimes forget that charities do a lot of good work. Go forth and donate your hard earned money to good causes, or go to the pub and buy a delicious cold pint. Either way, we all win.