Friday, 9 August 2013

Lionel Messi loves tits

Lionel Messi, or someone who just happens to look a lot like him, was out partying in Las Vegas recently and met this delicious disney stripper         allegedly


This story might be about 9 days old but I've worked about 58 hours this week and have forgotten what stuff I've written here and what I've done in my other job (also football related).  The lines have become blurred somewhat, possibly just like how Leo Messi's view of the world had when he got his face nice and close to some boobs - the greatest pillow of all.  No newspapers have dared publish it for fear of legal repercussions and the fact that it might not be him, but what I want to know is what bell end broke The Vegas Rule and grassed him up?!  Without unwritten laws like this and the bro code, why, I doubt I'd ever get away with poisoning orphans I mean going ice skating