Jose Mourinho has suggested that the transfer window be shut before the Premier League season begins because it's a pain in the arse losing and buying players a few games in. IS HE RIGHT?
I used to be a big fan of having the transfer market permanently open because signing players was really fun and interesting but the constant bullshit in newspapers nowadays is starting to do my tits in. WAYNE ROONEY R CHELSEA LOL - honestly I don't care. I have no idea what's actually real anymore. Is Ashley Williams going to Arsenal? Did the moon landing really happen? Did I dream that I looked stunning in that dress? No, no they can't take that away from me