So by now, you've all worked out that Gareth Bale is away to Real Madrid to live his dream of being in the Champions League but Sky News have just revealed that there's a secret second bidder in the mix. WHO COULD IT BE? (man utd)
I'm pretty sure Bale is trying to literally become Ronaldo, like in the same way that serial killers take on the personalities of their victims. If the rumour merry go round is true, as soon as Bale signs for Madrid today, Man United will announce the signing of Ronaldo because of some finance rule to do with the New York Stock Exchange and then Chelsea will buy Rooney. I don't know how much of that is actually true and I only know what the New York Stock Exchange is because Bane broke in and plugged his iPad into it. I would like it if Real Madrid signed Bane. Gareth Bane? Perhaps.