Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Gareth Bale skips training

OHHHH scandalous.  Gareth Bale has skived work today and is very angry that Spurs still haven't signed him yet.

The Wales winger, or forward, or whatever he is now was in Madrid to try and complete this ridiculous 100 bajillion space dollars transfer but was ordered back to begin training today.  Then he didn't begin training.  With this sort of behaviour, it's only a matter of time before he begins smoking, hanging out in back alleys next to the school and eventually finds himself homeless, beating up people for internet videos so that he can buy some more heroin, or a blanket.

Still currently at Spurs, Bale has said that he is 'furious and frustrated' that the deal hasn't taken place.  And amidst all this transfer madness with Rooney angry and confused, Bale furious & frustrated,  John Terry skipped training today 'horny & racist'