Now he's retired from getting David Beckham sent off, Diego Simeone is managing Atletico Madrid and while this may sound fun to you, to him it is a pain in the balls because there's almost literally no point. When asked if he had any title aspirations after starting the campaign with a 3-1 win, the Argentine said:
"No, absolutley none at all. Madrid and Barcelona play in a different league, and this is a boring championship. We'll have to wait until there is a change in the share of television revenue, because this is a two-team league."It's kinda like going to an expensive cocktail bar for a change and realising that no matter how many times you try, none of the girls there are ever going to have sex with you. Although I have heard that these kind of women like a strong, useful, resourceful man, like a builder, and that persistence is key. This is why I like to follow them home dressed in a boiler suit with a hammer to show how handy I am, but so far no girls have even talked to me :-( most have run away, screaming
