Monday, 12 August 2013

David Moyes won a trophy

The world watched on Sunday as Manchester United took on Wigan in the most pointless trophy match game of all time ever.  The red team won

David Moyes was delighted to lift the coveted Community Shield after his side beat some team from the Championship 2-0 thanks to goals from Robin van Persie and also Robin van Persie.  There are many who doubt that Moyes is the man to lead the Red Devils to glory this year but personally I'm interested to see what happens when he also wins the Community Sword and stabs the fuck out of all the English people like a demented Link from Zelda.