Friday, 30 August 2013

Chelsea sign Eto'o

Money lovin' Cameroon person, Sammy Eto'o has signed for Chelsea on a one year deal.  Who doesn't love Sammy Eto'o?  No-one.  That's who!  Except Fernando Torres

The striker was one of the world's best when he was at Barcelona, and he was fairly sexy when he ripped up Serie A during his time at Inter Milan.  I actually have no idea if he was good at Inter but I'm going to assume that he probably was.  Two things I do know for sure are that Fernando Torres is absolutely shit and that just because you live in the same house as someone, hiding underneath their bed dressed as a pirate isn't funny after 4am apparently