Money lovin' Cameroon person, Sammy Eto'o has signed for Chelsea on a one year deal. Who doesn't love Sammy Eto'o? No-one. That's who! Except Fernando Torres
The striker was one of the world's best when he was at Barcelona, and he was fairly sexy when he ripped up Serie A during his time at Inter Milan. I actually have no idea if he was good at Inter but I'm going to assume that he probably was. Two things I do know for sure are that Fernando Torres is absolutely shit and that just because you live in the same house as someone, hiding underneath their bed dressed as a pirate isn't funny after 4am apparently