Tuesday, 6 August 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Jamaican person likes drugs

A Jamaican footballer has been provisionally banned for having failed a drugs test.  I think this was a sporting test, not like one they did for the entire nation.

The news will shock the island of Jamaica to its very core as they try and figure just exactly how many of their athletes aren't taking drugs, and then ask them why.  Asafa Powell the sprinter blamed someone in his entourage (his physio) for giving him supplements that contained an illegal substance but if I'm honest, I think if anyone tries to inject me with something and then goes "oh no don't worry it will be totally fine" I'm going to be sceptical.  I'm not even doing it for sport, this is just in the middle of the Spar.  I think I chose wisely.

Feel the rhythm, feel the ride, get on up LET'S HAVE A BLOOD TRANSFUSION