Friday, 30 August 2013

Arsenal sign a player

Arsenal's crazy summer spending spree has finally kicked off with the signing of one of their own players wat

Do you remember Mathieu Flamini?  He was that midfield guy who used to play for Arsenal about ten years ago.  Well remember no more, because he's back!  At the age of 29 and already training with the club for free, Arsene Wenger has let some of his massive treasure chest be spent on wages for one of his old pals.  Flamini is a free transfer after leaving AC Milan at the end of last season and this is very exciting news.  Future signings are rumoured to be Dennis Bergkamp, Robert Pires and Steve Bould.  Plus the ghost of some former Arsenal player who was good.  I think you know the joke I'm going for here but I really cannot be fannied finishing it