Sunderland have agreed terms with Jozy Altidore, who is an American man currently living in Holland. Or as some people call it 'the Netherlands'
The US international has scored 38 goals in 67 games for AZ Alkmaar and will provide Paolo Di Canio with some much needed 'talent'. It is hoped he will bring some lucky charms with him because it's really hard to buy them in the UK, and that he will probably do a kick flip to rail grind on his skateboard as he arrives off the plane because as is my understanding of Americans, they all eat pizza, love guns and go skateboarding all of the time. Some have suggested that I do some reading and educate myself better on various parts of the world but the joke's on them, because secretly I can't read