Tuesday, 9 July 2013

Suarez wants Champions League fitba

Luis Suarez's agent has made Liverpool aware that he definitely still wants to leave, just like he did yesterday, and the day before that and the day before that.  He has ambition, dammit

Pep Guardiola's brother, who I'm going to call Nigel until I remember what it actually is, has been in talks with Liverpool's Ian Ayre and David Brenton Rodgers and has made it explicitly clear that homie don't play no UEFA Cup.  In fact Liverpool aren't even anywhere near that trophy, both because it's called something else now and because they insist on buying utter shite, like I repeat in every single fucking article I do on Liverpool.  "blah blah blah ANDY CARROLL WAS EXPENSIVE WASNT HE LOL, STEWART DOWNING SOMETHING SOMETHING JORDAN HENDERSON"

If nothing else, I'm consistent