Ray Wilkins was in court today listening to some policemen detail how he was too pissed to stand up yet still attempted to drive somewhere in a car. LAD!
North Surrey Magistrate's court were also told a wonderful story about later that evening when Wilkins fell asleep in a police car and then swore at officers, presumably after telling them about how any number of Chelsea players are nice young men. His car was seen weaving along a road at 1.45am on May 7th last year and before allegedly crashing into a traffic island. Upon being arrested he said he didn't care because that was the last achievement he had to unlock before he could get to the next world