Wednesday, 3 July 2013

QPR sell Chris Samba

QPR have managed to offload one of their many overpaid and underachieving stars to the delight of Chris Samba's agent, who must be one of the richest people in sport now.

The Congolese defender moved to the London club for £12million in January but was unable to repair the massive puncture that Mark Hughes had left in the life boat.  With water pouring onto the vessel, he didn't like getting wet and because he is a land mammal, Samba has decided to move back to Russia where they have no water, again for £12million.  There among the communists he will be safe as they build him into a giant crime fighting robot so he can start a new life as an ocelot farmer or something