Friday, 19 July 2013

PSG are buying the world

Edinson Cavani has signed a 5 year deal with Paris St Germain because the French league is really good now.  Conveniently he's being paid loads of money but that's just because he has so many muscles #dreamboat

See, a girl at my *real* work thinks this guy is super handsome but I just can't help but feel that he permanently looks like you've just asked him about Syria.  Luckily for the striker, he is worth a cool £55million even though I've never seen him do anything remotely amazing.  Maybe it's my ignorance to a dying Serie A, maybe it's my scepticism at a billionaire buying someone he's heard of, but I'm pretty sure this is like when your Dad buys a painting and spends the next 5 years trying to justify why he did it.

"Don't you get it?  It's a disabled guy and the girl is quite hot"