The incredibly sexual Pep Guardiola got his competitive Bayern Munich career off to a bad start by losing to Borussia Dortmund in the German Supercup. Huzzah!
You kinda have to feel sorry for Dortmund here because all the papers have reported that Bayern lost rather than Dortmund won and that's not really very fair. If ever you wanted proof that the media favours the bigger clubs I guess this is pretty good. That's like when the press report something like 'man arrested for nudity in a school playground' when really the focus should have been on the great charity work I was doing at the time.