Either Manchester United chiefs or newspaper staff got bored today and decided to just send bids to all of the players that they've heard of who play in midfield. I have also heard of Cesc Fabregas, for example
You may remember Cesc Fabregas from such films as 'I love Arsenal', 'I won a throw in' and 'I really want to leave Arsenal' but the 26 year old is currently enjoying life at Barcelona. Don't listen to any of that nonsense journalists write when they say he's "tired of being on the bench" - he was like their top, or second top assister last year and scored heaps. Plus he played in pretty much every game, regardless of being on the bench.
Man United have apparently bid £25million, which is absolute nonsense since he's worth about £35m and Arsenal also have first refusal on him. They're also still owed money by Barca for the midfielder so could get him way cheaper.
All I'm saying is that he won't go to Man United. But if he does, I didn't say that. I said he was going there. Or watching porn. Definitely one of those two things