Monday, 15 July 2013

Man City want Ibrahimovic

According to The Mirror, Manchester City boss Menuel Pellegrini is preparing a 'cut price' bid for Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

The PSG star is available for cheap for some weird reason and wants to leave France where he has grown disillusioned by the paparazzi following him everywhere.  Also it's in France where beer is really expensive.  If Zlatan does sign for Man City I will be so excited that you will hear this noise

Do you hear that noise?  That's the noise of a 1000 boners all standing to attention at once.

It might also be the neighbour's cat but I'm pretty sure I let it out of the cupboard a few days ago.  It's been a long weekend