I would have paid so much money to sit and watch the meeting where they decide what is and isn't offensive. Gathered around a table in an office:
"What about knob-jockey?"
"Oh yes good question, is anyone offended by the word knob-jockey?"
Voice in the back: "I am"
"Write it down"
It's incredible. I've been sitting here giggling to myself for about half an hour now, just waiting for something to pop up on a news feed that says
BREAKING NEWS: Steven Gerrard sent home for calling Stewart Downing a crippled she-man rent-boy