Sunday, 28 July 2013

Ibrahimovic is sexy

Zlatan Ibrahimovic revealed his sex dungeon costume that he wears beneath his PSG shirt yesterday and it looks like this

Now don't go telling me you wouldn't let this guy do you.  He's pretty much like that warrior guy in Game of Thrones that rapes that other guys sister in the first or second episode - you don't want it to happen but once it does you're pretty pleased and then you want to think of ways to please Zlatan like bringing him orange juice in the morning or not moaning when I want to play football manager all day ffs