Monday, 15 July 2013

Fat Ronaldo and the Giant Porn Empire

Fat Ronaldo has been busy eating all of the food, but when he hasn't been doing that he's been studying marketing.  It turns out he's quite good and his company, 9ine has made £15million this year.  Now old Ronnie wants to expand the business and what better way than with tits


It might sound like the greatest Roald Dahl book he never wrote, but Ronaldo is hoping to invest in the rights to Playboy in Brazil and sees it as a massive investment opportunity.  I couldn't agree more.  What better industry to buy into than one slowly dying beneath a mountain of free internet websites, for a publication that requires both bravery and ID to purchase.  If only there were a way the people of Brazil could see naked ladies, like on the internet or something, everything would be OK, but until then they're just going to have to keep buying magazines along with people who live in bushes or have escaped from jail.  Which assuming my limited reading on the country is correct is like 80% of them.  Also Neymar