Colombian heart beast, Falcao, may be pulling 'a Nigerian' according to some document from his old school that alleges he is actually two years older than he says. SCANDAL
The Monaco striker (lol) claims to have been born in 1986 but might actually have been born in George Orwell's favourite book - Harry Potter and the prisoner of Azkaban.
I don't really know what to make of this because either Falcao is lying, someone got his date of birth wrong and he's just lost two years of his life, or someone lazy at a Colombian school forgot to cross check what year he was born. OR it's just a bunch of numbers for his social security or something and we're reading too much into this.
OR someone has just made this up, but thankfully the source is the internet and everything on there is true. Why only the other day a very pretty local from my area just randomnly started chatting to me and she totally wanted to have sex. I was too nervous though so I didn't reply
I'm so shy sometimes!