Thursday, 25 July 2013

Even God can't get rid of Rangers

Rangers were doing some preseason training the other day when some lightning struck the pitch they were on.  You'll be pleased to know that no one was injured.  Well, you might be.

The Nordic God of Thunder was unable to end Rangers as a club just like the Nordic God of the taxman, who tried very hard.  Although technically the new Rangers are not the same as the old, even trying to wind people up about that has become very tiresome already and most of us from Scotland have just accepted that Rangers are always going to have to be around somewhere, like the sharp bit on the end of my radiator that I always catch my tshirts on, or a venereal disease.

And Richard Hammond.