Thursday, 25 July 2013

Coloccini strangles a teenager

Fabricio Coloccini took time off from Newcastle's busy pre-season to strangle a teenager.  He was then sent off

Coloccini lost his shit towards the end of the first half in a pre-season friendly somewhere in Portugal.  The match was littered with poor challenges and general ill feeling until Captain Fab finally snapped and tried to remove this guy's head.  Reports that he yelled 'KALIMBAH' while he did it are false, because I made them up