Sunday, 21 July 2013

Christian Benteke is loyal

Aston Villa pulled off arguably the best transfer of the window so far by getting Paul Lambert to tea bag Christian Benteke until he agreed to sign a new contract.  NO MORE BALLS IN MY EYES PLEESASE PAUL was what he yelled

It's always nice to hear a heart warming tale like this.  Little Christian, desperate for more money, hands in a transfer request so he can move literally anywhere else except Birmingham and rather than being told to go away, receives a brand new contract where he gets paid lots more money.  In the real world, this is like if I told my boss that I'm moving to another city whether he likes it or not in the hope that I get offered more money but instead here I am in Yeovil wanking off tramps to buy cornflakes