It's always nice to hear a heart warming tale like this. Little Christian, desperate for more money, hands in a transfer request so he can move literally anywhere else except Birmingham and rather than being told to go away, receives a brand new contract where he gets paid lots more money. In the real world, this is like if I told my boss that I'm moving to another city whether he likes it or not in the hope that I get offered more money but instead here I am in Yeovil wanking off tramps to buy cornflakes
