Monday, 1 July 2013

Brazil are the best team ever now

Brazil absolutely Pardewed Spain last night in the Confederations Cup final and I know what you're thinking, 'why did you do an article on Torres before you discussed the actual game' and to you I say 'i am not sure'

Our friends at 8 Bit Football already captured the moment that David Luiz prevented Pedro from a certain goal, and I don't really know if they are our friends, I just say that so they might give me free stuff.  I've never met them.  Someone else I've never met is Fred, who scored two goals I think, and Neymar who is just ridiculously good.

He's like when you create yourself on the old Pro Evo and give yourself 99s for pace and acceleration and change the opposite team to be 33s or something, then just run in a straight line and no one can do anything about it.  Except this guy can kick things really hard and dribble everywhere.

Now I think about it, other than his pace he's exactly like my granddad.